Thursday, October 9th, 2025 at The Bug Theatre
The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Movies
Director: The OnionProducer: The OnionStarring: Sex PervertsRated: FTime: 90 minutes
America's Finest News Source is proud to resuscitate the dying medium of film with a double-feature presentation beginning with their latest investigative documentary.Featuring never-before-seen interviews and footage, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile succeeds where hundreds of previous documentaries have failed, finally uncovering the truth behind one of America's most notorious sex perverts.As an added bonus feature, watch what happens when six sexy singles share one house with the sole purpose of having sex with each other. It's Sex House, the highly influential reality series, like you've never seen it before: on the big screen.It's an unforgettable, thought-provoking night of films at the movies that is sure to be enjoyed by both hardcore cinephiles and theater masturbators alike.Contact: [email protected]
In true Bug style, we’re showing up fashionably late. 🐞
Join us on Thursday, October 9th for The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Movies.
FRIDAY 10/3 UPDATE: This show is sold out, but don't worry - we've added a second show on Wednesday, October 8th at 7:00pm! Grab tickets here!
General admission seating for Thursday, October 9th at 7:00pm.
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